husband:

Oh, I get it. You mean like when someone drinks too much, or snorts cocaine, or bets the house on the ponies? Or like when someone smokes too many cigarettes? Or like when someone shops too much with credit cards? Or like when someone plays too many scratchy lotteries? Or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake? Or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake and then barfs it up?


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hwun:

Bye

thehufflepuffjedihero:

Petition to have Stephanie Beatriz play Tahani’s girlfriend

ofsassgard:

tweet of the year

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folk-punk:

i will Take Him

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chasecharmer:

genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.

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aidashakur:

Don’t transfer savings to checking 2019.

thebootydiaries:

How did I wake up in the middle of the night with the funniest tweet idea and it was this